Nothing like seeing a german guy eating a "hot dog" with sauerkraut and mustard. I find cliches to be rather satisfying lately. They provide a sense of fulfilling your expectations in a way that other things in life may not.

Summer side note: "hot dog" is a term invented during WWI as a way to separate from german culture. Additionally, sauerkraut was known as liberty cabbage but, the term didn't stick.